Both my partner and I think Valentine's day is a really stupid day.

A psychopathic valentine

I want to eat your heart

A cardiovascular feast

A cabaret sauvignon will be best

In the red pulse of candle light

I want to consume your lungs

A pulmonary delight

A merlot, I think

 Let it breathe

I want to nibble on your ear

A carnal lobectomy

Riesling, I heard, is great

I want to tenderize your liver

Filter it with my love

A Japanese Huangiiu perhaps?

My opinion may be jaundiced

I want to ingest your colon

It won’t be a waste of time

Intestinal fortitude won’t be needed

A digestive would be perfect

Grand Marnier maybe?

I love you. Be mine